Mirrored from the latest entry in Daron's Guitar Chronicles.

Daron: Okay, it’s that time of year.

ctan: What time of year?

Daron: The time when Christmas music starts to drive me insane.

ctan: This is one of the reasons we never go to shopping malls, dear. Or, only in the summer when it’s safe.

Daron: Aha. Anyway, the ironic thing is that I have a Christmas song to share with you. The Dollyrots–a punk band from Florida by way of L.A.–released a zombie apocalypse parody of “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus” called “I Saw Mommy Biting Santa Claus.”